how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
Travolta scoping out his next victim Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch
what do you call a crazy market
a bizarre bazaar
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whatever that was
i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens