FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
I love u plastic worm bike man
Whenever I’m sad, Snoop Dogg’s Instagram keeps me going.